kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.

Sorry I couldn't get to the phone when you called, I was kangarooing.

kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.

Sorry I missed your call, I was kangarooing the toilet.

kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.

I ate too much of your mothers meatloaf and it got impacted in my intestines. Kangarooing was my only hope.