jelly bracelets

They're just little jelly bracelets we all wear to try and look cool, but we all know nobody actually does anything.
In my school this is what they mean:
Black: Sex
Blue: Blowjob
Pink: Make Out
Yellow: Hug
Purple: Kiss
Red: Lap Dance
Green: Eat Out
White: Flash

Him: "If I break your black one, will you have sex with me?"
Me: "Yes."
Him: "Really?"
Me: "No."

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Chicken wing block

When you go to grab a woman’s boob or a private part and she blocks you suddenly with her elbow.

Why did you chicken wing block me? I was just trying to cop a feel.