A penis which is more intelligent than it's owner.
1. "I was about to hook up with this fifteen year old girl, but my penius wouldn't get hard."
2. Man #1 - "Dude, I had major whiskey dick last night"
Man #2 - "Naw bro, your penius saved your ass - that chick was a straight troll."
Man #1 - "Thanks penius!"
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