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metrics

Call center slang. This word encompasses the statistics that are taken on call center agents to determine their worth. Usually includes average handle time (AHT), wrap, hold time and a few other basic metrics as well as a few 'spin' metrics added by the client to give the client a feeling of control.

They said Rob got canned because of poor metrics, but we all know the real reason.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004


where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 17, 2012


party fowl

An act that causes you to be excluded from the rotation at a party, usually a faux pas.

John dropped the bong. "Whoah, party fowl!" James exclaimed.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004


House Shoes

Rims that cost as much as a house.

Just thow'd some house shoes on the 'lack.

by Spirit Bear October 14, 2008


Reed-Solomon code

An error detection code or an error correcting code or a combination of both which is particularly suited to the correction of burst error or errors that are strongly correlated.

A popular Reed-Solomon code is RS(255,223) with 8-bit symbols. Each codeword contains 255 code word bytes, of which 223 bytes are data and 32 bytes are parity. For this code:
n = 255, k = 223, s = 8
2t = 32, t = 16
The decoder can correct any 16 symbol errors in the code word: i.e. errors in up to 16 bytes anywhere in the codeword can be automatically corrected.

by Spirit Bear March 20, 2004


charismatic leader

A charismatic leader is someone who is able to assert authority over a person or group of people without any logical basis for rule using only their own charisma.

Some charismatic leaders include Jesus Christ, George W Bush, Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh and Steve Jobs.

by Spirit Bear September 09, 2007


smokeage

A vague indication of anything that may be smoked, usually in reference to marijuana. Could refer to pot itself, or the bong, or a spliff, or any other smokeable.

Dude, who's got smokeage?

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004