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Bratwurst’s Hoist

Doing something in such a strict and rigid manner that there is absolutely no room for error. While this may be due to possible danger or desire to get something just right, taken to unnecessary extremes Bratwurst's Hoist can suck all the fun out of a particular activity or situation.

The magician knew it was of utmost importance that he practise Bratwurst’s Hoist while doing his trick otherwise his life might be in danger.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 6, 2010


A Nickel or a Dime

May refer to an item for sale that isn't worth selling, or to describe someone who is particularly tight-fisted when it comes to money.

Ha! I wouldn't give you a nickel or a dime for that lot!

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

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Ninth Finger

Ladies have eight fingers - not counting their thumbs - men meanwhile have nine!

Unlike the others the ninth finger isn’t located on either hand but instead can be found on a region just south of the belly button.

Unlike the other fingers it is abnormal in size and appearance, there is no finger nail, and when correctly stimulated limited excretion of a white milky liquid may occur.

The existence of the ninth finger has stumped clueless female virgins for millennia!

Put your pants back on boy! I don't want to see your ninth finger.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 6, 2010

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Smoked

Someone who has been smoked has either been taken advantage of and then discarded, or left to take the blame for something they weren’t actually responsible for.

I've been smoked! Now what am I supposed to do?

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

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Rabbi Rhodes

Alternatively known as Reverend Rhodes, Alchemist Rhodes, and other titles. None of these titles are usually applicable to the person in question. Used to describe someone you either thought poorly of at first, or held in suspicion due to their bad reputation, when suddenly you realize they are actually a very worthwhile and genuine person.

At first I thought he was a bit of a jerk, but actually he's Rabbi Rhodes! You know totally cool once you get to know him?

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010


Brown-Nosed Marsupial

Describes someone who at first appears to be very original or independent, but when it comes down to it actually goes out of their way to kiss up to their boss or superiors.

You know when I first met you, I thought you were cool, but after seeing you sucking up to the boss, I now realize you're just another brown-nosed marsupial

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010


Sugary Lemon Leonard

Usually shortened to “Sugary Lemon” or “Sugary Leonard” and used to describe any alcoholic beverage mixed with lemonade or lemon juice. May also describe someone with an affection for such drinks. Bares no connection to a former boxer with a similar name.

Sugary Lemon Leonard. An unusual drink, but I like it.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010