bluejob

Any kind of blowjob that involves the use of blue food coloring.

"Do you do fetish? 'Cause I got this big thing for the color blue..."

"You mean like a bluejob? It'll cost extra."

"Damn..."

11👍 17👎

blogonaut

noun

One who regularly visits or posts in a blog

"You're a regular blogonaut."

10👍 1👎

procrasturbation

1. noun
To procrastinate by means of masturbating.

2. noun
To procrastinate while masturbating.

1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.

2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.

116👍 37👎