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1. thinking usually independent of and unaffected by objective reality 2. the process of using legal terms to alter, create or deny reality 3. process used to maintain or assist the status quo, power structure, and the resourceful and effective 4. a thought process commonly raised to the level of stupidity while maintaining the appearance of brilliance 5. sometimes called inverted intelligence.
The judge used his superior powers of Legal Analysis to determine my guilt despite knowing I was at the golf course with him at the time the crime was committed.
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A person with a bachelor's degree in political science has an honorary master's degree in the liberal art of the lie.
I never would have believed he would succeed in politics with a liberal arts degree, but I guess he was an artistic Liar.
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Offered through the NACLU agency who's founders still love n̶e̶i̶l̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶n̶g̶ OOPS!! YEIL Noung
It is the scam of all scams and the shortest s̶e̶n̶t̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ OOPS!! vacation package offered by the Orwellian Totalitarian Leprechaun spirited Savage Gang Blackfoot Redneck RAM BOB travel agency booking celebrities who are tired of the fame game for the low low price of 22 twenties for a Quarter buys you a new code name and a full-time Job making fun of everyone stuck in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" This full Queensbury parden can be yours today for 339.75 cash after the quarter change is given back. That is easier than pulling a Camel through the eye of a needle, But do not believe that I cannot pull one through for all things are possible through Christ Jesus.
Blessings respect, and love to all from the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation where it is Better to own a Private Truth than to temporarily rent a Popular Public Opinion.
(Bill trying not to laugh while delivering the line but unfortunately cant
(Jeff pretending to have trouble with the math involved)
Bill Burr: hay feff Just pay the fine and you can say any Mutherfucking thing you want
Feff Jocksworthy: But I only had a 90-day-stay
Bill Burr: Feff that package was offered two years ago and ya got 5 more years playing like your dead and being feff Jocksworthy with no free speech.
Feff Jocksworthy: But "LordBud" Pays me $18 a day for the gallon of Blackberries. That is $16 more than he pays his Son, Christ Bob.
Bill Burr: Feff he is stealing your $2 through withholding and giving you the balance of a $20 loan and you are going into debt $18 a day and for two years that comes to $11,232 and the full pardon is only $439.75 what's wrong with ya math skills?
Feff Jocksworthy: But Bill I eat pretty well on $18 a day. and besides rumor has it you have not paid the fine.
Bill Burr: WHAT no way I'm paying that fine I am exempt from the 22-day-stay package my name will sound the same and be spelled the same and what can that Leprechaun do to another leprechaun? If I don't see him again between now and the next Leprechaun mating season Screw him.
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synonymous with Bowel Movement. The stink permeates society when politics enter every aspect of private life. Shit, that is really unpopular but no one is brave enough to flush it for good. Politically Activated morons.
I would love to flush the political movement down the toilet, but if I open my mouth I feel the taste may never go away.
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Stands for "Christ Bob's Private Blackberry Picker University" Tuition is paid the same as trespass fines in "Blackberry Futures". The Leprechaun's pennies are worth your twenties. The Economics classes are limited to High School level "Home Economics" designed for future homemakers, not for corporate-level vulture capitalists.
The Private University for positive thinking where critical thinking and hypothetical worst-case scenarios are outlawed as well as psyops. No grievance studies are available for any minority groups as all are treated as a minority of one no matter who, what, where, when, or why you identify.
English classes teach that you do not own language and that includes the parts of a diagramed sentence.
language is a tool to be used for the succinct articulation of your personal American Dreams for the future.
Your pronouns will be confiscated should you reveal them, and replaced with the universal "SNOWFLAKE" title. Don't ask and Don't tell was a wonderful thing when first implemented.
Political Science is treated as a liberal art because we all know it is the art of becoming the most popular LIAR.
Your God is who you say it is, and we will never disagree for we respect your right to individual belief.
All religions welcome (BYOG) Bring your own God but be warned all Pastafarians starting a food fight to prove the existence of the flying spaghetti monster will face fines and do cleanup duties.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Christ Bob: Welcome to the CBPBPU online campus dedicated to growing your hippocampus and shrinking your swelled ego. The spirited debater and Orwellian tyrannical Totalitarian Blackfoot redneck is here to teach that ALL ARE WORTHY of "basic human respect." "BHRM"= Basic Human Respect Mandate.
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A place where the content of great minds is shared with all.
Hey, are you gonna be reading my Mind's Chat today?
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1. Any and all measures are taken to avoid jury trials.
2. Synonymous with the term Injustice and the phrase "fuck, we don't have time for you."
3. That which takes priority over full and fair justice.
4. Term commonly applied to justify a Judge's Judicial Misconduct.
The judicial administrators should modernize their lexicon in the name of judicial Efficiency.
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