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The term I ripped off from Gutfeld stands for New American Civil Liberties Union. This new organization is standing up for people like Neal Young whose right to ruin his own brand must be defended. Run By the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie leprechaun spirit the Honorable "Lord Bud" The jurisdiction of this organization's authority is limited to the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" Any famous person who wishes to trash their own career may do so anywhere in this great free nation. If anyone denies them that right they may retain the services of the Honorable Lord Bud for free. this effectively gives them an Honorary "Queensbury Parden" for trespassing.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice
famous person 1: I am tired of life as a celebrity wish I could change my name and start over and get an ordinary job.
famous person 2: Dude I heard that NACLU will defend any famous person's right to do that and all you have to do is Pick Blackberries for $2 a day for twenty-two days on the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
Famous person 3: don't do it, man, all the famous people who died are still alive with different names and they never got off that plantation. They are still Picking Blackberries in the hot sun to this day. Rumor has it that Tom Petty is there Ghostwriting songs for Bob Christ.
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The secret code for International Break up day.
Frank: Hey Bud, what are you buying your girlfriend for valentines day tomorrow?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.
Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?
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The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.
I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.
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Some poor schmuck was given the sad job of defending poor private fools against acts of larceny perpetrated by the entirety of the general public. He seldom has the integrity to look his client in the eyes because he knows the public always treads on the private.
The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.
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These are beliefs that should be abandoned and ignored for they are the most dangerous things when in the hands of the media. All public people are required to have them because it is public opinion that opinions are like assholes because everyone has them. This is not true for the private. Private people have truth, not opinions. Public opinion will override and destroy your private truth at every opportunity. Opinions can become policy and eliminate the right or privilege to speak the private truth. The publicly spouted opinions are why cancel culture started. Let us listen to some private truth for a while. Let us agree on a peaceful 1000 years.
The elected Public should keep their Public Opinions to themselves for when the words of your mouth cause others to act violently your game of life is best played silently.
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The God and natural creator of Christ Bob. AKA The Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, Orwellian Totalitarian, Dead white slave-owning Tyrant. An intellectual Bully and spiritual debater. The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" Dictator. The Leprechaun spirit guiding the flesh of a Garden-Gnome.
Chuck: Hey Bob you know Lord Bud is selling these berries we are picking for more than the $2 he is paying us don't you?
Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.
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1. The Blackfoot Redneck replies to any Question asking where he gets his orders from with another question without the interrogator knowing it.
2. Code stands for "A Sam you say?" Lord Bud's father was Sam so it is a correct answer to the question (Where do you get your orders from?)and not a lie ...Laugh you, silly humans.
3. A common law miscommunication tactic used by Natives of all tribes descendants of "UNCLE SAM and MOTHER MARY"
4. An Urban Dictionary contributor Presumed to study ethology Maybe an ethologist and it is suspected to eat unicorns. Everyone with SAM in their name is presumed to be getting their info from the correct source. AMEN
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
The interrogation
CIA agent: Who Is your Highest authority and from where do you get your orders?
Lord Bud: Asamusay? A Sam you say?
CIA agent: (looking puzzled repeats it) Asamusay?
Lord Bud: Yes I knew you would see it my way eventually. Laugh you, silly humans...
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