Mantress

A man who spends so much time in bed, usually to avoid work or everyday tasks, he becomes half man half mattress.

He’s been in bed so long now he’s a mantress

Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night

We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle