Shalom

A person who has a small penis. Grows to a maximum of two inches on rare occasions.

He would rather switch his culture then get married.
His disses and jokes makes you cringe every time.
He gets all the ladies...when hes dreaming at night.
Gets no girls even if he tried.
Can almost hit the rim when he shoots a basketball.

"Shalom Youre so close to hitting the rim just try again"
"But I cant! "
"Are you telling me you dont have enough strength to even hit the rim"
"Please stop talking to me your making me feel bad"
"Okay I am sorry for laughing at you just make sure not to talk to much your waking up the neighbours"