Mussolini's Milk Breakfast

When you're happy to wake up on God's green earth and you're thirsty before another wonderful day of lifting weights, hiking and eating meat. So you wake up your stupid wife and she nurses you with her big soft milkies before you start your day.

Mussolini's Milk Breakfast consists of a glass of milk, and it is a matter of one minute. "I drink it at the table in small guips," he says, ''so that it may be properly salivated. Milk is a wonderful food, perhaps, the best food known to man. This one glass of milk contains enough nourishment to sustain me until the midday meal six hours hence."

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