Unicorn Kid

A child, male or female, who is cute and loving. But at the same time really just wants to watch the world burn and is probably inherently a bit evil. They tend to be very intelligent at a young age which is also scary….

Despite the name they are not always obsessed with unicorns… they can be obsessed with other things like dinosaurs, robots, Pegasi, horses, horror movie villains, superheroes, supervillains, world dictators, aliens and the mafia….

Not to be confused with unicorn baby.

Oh my god, there’s somebody tied up in the basement. I think it is the baby sitter, yeah… sounds about right my 4 year old is a Unicorn Kid.

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