Shants

Thunderwear, progressive disco banger holders, a place yer tadger can take stock without fear of scorn.

He's a different person with those shants on. Stoating about with reckless abandon and chapping folk with little more than a smudge.

Kilbride

Term used for a danger wank in the Kilmore area

I'm away for a Kilbride mate. I suggest you avoid the phone box for the next hour or so or you might get a swatch of Kilmore's number one disco tadger.

Ploutering

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.

Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!