pump-action yoghurt rifle

noun.

A bloke's spam dagger. also known as a single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle

I extracted my love length from her fanjita and took aim at her balcony. Then I unleashed the full, merciless, fury of my pump-action yoghurt rifle and left her with a full splow necklace.

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splow

verb.

As in 'to splow' on somebody. Usually involves unleashing a magazine of stump sauce over an unsuspecting fitty.

Also noun.

Ammunition from the pump-action yoghurt rifle.

1. Just when she thought it was over, I extracted my lady impaler from her mapatasi and splowed on her mantlepiece.

2. Check the talent over there. She needs a good splowing on.

3. (Uttered at the point of no return) "SPLOWWWWWWWW"

4. The sight on my splow canon was out, and she ended up with splow in her eye.

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