kwaddle

The low frequency flap of a but check caused by an overweight person cutting a liquid fart.

Grandma bent sideways and accidentally cut a kwaddle.

shellateral damage

During gardening, the (mainly) unintentional deaths and injuries of innocent snails, from damage that is caused to their shells as they cling helplessly to exposed walls and paving.

"Spent Saturday afternoon weeding the flower beds. The shellateral damage was extensive."