National beat the crap out of tall people day

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

Pufftails

A word to use when A squirrel inevitably does something live threatening/changing towards you or a friend.

Them damn Pufftails eatin' at my birdseed again.