Mr. Krabs

Owner of the Krusty Krab restaurant.

Mr. Krabs: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money...

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spongebob

The name of an underwater sponge who has his own show on Nickelodeon.He is yellow, has no hair (bald), has blue eyes, and wears squarepants.

Sex: Male
Sexuality: Asexual(which means he's not gay)
Race: ???
Friends: Patrick, Squidward(???), Sandy, Mr.Krabs
Pets: Gary, Larry (from the episode "Dumped"), Jerry (also from the episode "Dumped")
Age: 19 going on 20

SpongeBob is the best show ever to have hit television!

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reallx

What my Cricket cell phone's T9 dictionary puts instead of "really."

"I'm reallx serious"
Damn it, I wanted a Y, not an X! That's not even a word!

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fetch

the new show on pbs that makes kids want to throw up on their dogs

Fetch! with ruff ruffman will always be the shitiest show to ever hit shit

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