The Ukranian Fog Horn

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.

I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.

The Irish Lasso

When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.

I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.

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The Pakistani Flapjack

When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.

Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, it’s been bright red.

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