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When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.
She was planning a New Yearâs Cleave that night anyway, so I guess itâs for the best.
After great sex, you pull out and clap for your still erect penis, letting it go flaccid to a round of applause.
âIt was great, after I finished I immediately gave myself a standing ovation.â
You must yell out as many Pokemon as you can name during sex, but if you say the same one twice you have to pull out and repeat the phrase: âI wanna be the very best, like no one ever wasâ 3 times before continuing.
I think I got to 70 last night in my Pokémon Master Challenge before I came, but tonight Iâm going through the Unova and Kanto region for sure.