Epsicked

The word you say when you don’t know whether to say “epic”, “sick” or “wicked” so you say all three in one because the thing or person you’re talking about is so great

“These waffles are fucking epsicked!”

Water Closet

the act of skipping class in a school bathroom, closet or change room

person 1: let’s go to math
person 2: not today, I’m gonna water closet

person 1: oh where will you be?
person 2: the bathroom near room 302