Couch Invader

Someone who starts watching TV with you and then starts changing the channel. As first watching the TV you should have control of the remote, anyone takes over is the couch invader.

"did you watch the OC last night?" "NO! my couch was totaly invaded last night!" "Dame! who was the couch invader?"

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Spoon Rape

When you are being spooned unwillingly. Usually occures whilst sleeping in a bed with a friend and they spoon you unitentionally in their sleep however you wake up and is unable to get out of the spoon position.

"HEY! i'm not your boyfriend!" "What? Why?" "You totally spoon raped me last night!"

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