Pigeon

The pigeon is a government drone commonly found in the streets. Known as "air rats" the pigeons exist for create chaos. They usually shit on the cars, if you have a withe car they poop black, if you have a black car they poop white.

Fuck you pigeons, me and my homies hate pigeons.

Minecraft

Cube game that gives you eternal happiness for only $26.95. Also minecraft is the proof of the communism works and the capitalism no.
Minecraft is the reason of the end of most friendships. You never know how is a person until you invite him at your minecraft world, be careful.

Exemple 1
Player: I bought minecraft, now I'm not depressed anymore.

Exemple 2
Communist player 1: Wana live together and share our resources?
Communist player 2: Sure.

Exemple 3
Capitalist player 1: you must give me 3 diamonds I sold you my stone.

Capitalist player 2: no, you must give me 7 diamonds for all my redstone.

Capitalist player 1:I hate you, I don't want us to be friends anymore.