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A doctor who tends to keep his fingers on your pubes longer than he should during a physical exam.
Dude, Dr.Penis just wouldn't let go of my package, I was like, "WTF! Get da fuck off mah penzorz!!!". I like when my female doctor is a Dr.Penis.
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The act of banging when you are fat as a whale. So is your partner in blubbersex.
Dude, did you hear, they had blubbersex. Ewww grosss!
Some girl who decides it is a good idea to, when sexting with her nerdy ass boyfriend, use her phone as a vibrator so when he sexts her she climaxes on her brand new sidekick.
Ya dude, turns out, that girl was using a Phonibrator. Weird dude...kinda hot though, huh? Hell yeah. Here lets go tbag her! HELL YES!
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After being either gay, or just totally fucked up and giving anal to a random person who forgot to clean out their ass, so you end up pulling out your weener with shit all over it and that usually causes you to beat the bitch/homo to death and hide them in the trunk of your car, drive them to the lake and ditch them there. Then giving the last ounce of dignity (Virginity) to your neighbors mailbox.
I can't believe Eddie actually got a shitweener, that is just too fucked up! Did he ditch them at the lake? Ya, I think, he also fucked his neighbors mailbox. That is so fucking wierd, like a cowboy hat.
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