gymnursetics

The ability to breast feed your child hands free and without assisting devices while going about your normal day.

Gymnursetics (Gym-nurse-tics) - The ability to breast feed your child hands free and without assisting devices while going about your normal day.
"Dude, I was at the park with my kid, and this mom was totally breastfeeding her kid while walking around and pushing her other toddler on the swing."

"WHAT!? Like Mobile breast feeding all ninja style and shit?!"
"Yeah dude, no hands, nothing, she just had the baby wrapped up close and was doing what she otherwise would."

Kabloomed

Past tense of when an individual sends another individual flowers.

Yo Dave, I was dog-housed by my girl again, so yesterday I kabloomed her. Hopefully she will forgive me.

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