Mattababy

A pervasive unpleasant odour, often picked up on by quipsters, much to the dismay of those around them.

‘It smells like a mattababy in here’
‘What’s a mattababy?’

Spoop

A contracted form of ‘some poop’, now used as a word in its own right

‘How did the test go?’

‘It was spoop’

Gullible

A word that has recently fallen out of usage and has been taken out of the dictionary

‘Did you hear about the new edition of the dictionary’
‘No’
‘They took out ‘gullible’’