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frosty jim

(fraw-stee jihm, fros-tee jihm)
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1. Take a condom, urinate in it, seal it off so the urine doesn't leak out, put it in the freezer until completely frozen then have a person use the condom as a dildo.

1. Hey, Jenny, you are my daughter and I love you. I know you are young and just starting to explore your sexual interests but do you think you could possibly not leave your Frosty Jim in the freezer right next to the dinner?

2. Hey baby, you know how you said you love me and would do anything for me? Well, I heard about this new thing at work that I kind of wanted to try, it's called a Frosty Jim.

3. Oh god, Jesus Christ, that Frosty Jim got me so wet. I'm cumming, I'm cumming right now! Oh shit, the condom busted. FUCK!!! It smells so bad!

by Spork Schivago February 9, 2015

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