Dingus

A dinguth ith thomebody that thpeaks with a lithp due to the retainer that they have to conthithtently wear. A dinguth will often try to hide their dinguth nature with a calm and collected facade, conthtantly holding back their quirky and thpathtic nature. Dinguthes are naturally very clumthy and are always tripping over rugs or mats. Though a dinguth may have you shaking your head from time to time, their quirky and clumthy nature can alwayth make you laugh. See turkey.

Swoll guy Matt: Hey Jocelyn, have you seen my insane gains?
Jocelyn: Yeah I thaw you flexing and tripped over a rug and almost lotht my retainer!
Swoll guy Matt: You're such dingus!

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