Factory Rat

Person who gets stuck in a dead-end blue-collar job at a factory and spends decades in a position he despises; only to retire with an environmental issue or lousy pension.

My days in Detroit were the lousiest days of my life. I was a Factory Rat with no college education.

Factory Rat - "Where do you work?"

Man in suit - "I'm an accountant for the firm that owns that giant high-rise right there. How about you?"

Factory Rat - "Ive been working at the steel mill since I graduated high school"

Man in suit - "You suck."

6👍 4👎

W Bush

A person who is clearly unqualified and too incompetent to be their high-level position.

That team was 0-16 last year, their General Manager is so W Bush.

11👍 4👎

Sweat Bomb

A person who walks around in public with their armpits and shirt soaked in sweat.

Look at that Sweat Bomb having lunch with the butterface on the bench over there.