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hug dance

a slow dance move where a pair embraces close to one another while the song is still playing. Usually provides sexual enjoyment to one another.

At my high school dance, I loved to hug dance with the girls.

by Sportsguy1991 September 4, 2013


Hot Skirt

A miniskirt worn by an extremely attractive woman with long luxurious blonde hair.

Kate Upton looks really nice in a hot skirt

by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013


Freaky Tiki

A margarita drunk man who believes in an almighty god named Freaky Tiki and shouts, "You are the Freaky Tiki" to very random dudes

The freaky tiki attacked me at the beach

by Sportsguy1991 May 3, 2013

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Crypt Monkey

Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.

That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.

by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013

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Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more

That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013


Pilgrim

Slang describing an amish woman

I saw a group of pilgrims at the Cleveland Zoo when I was 9.

by Sportsguy1991 June 3, 2013

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hockoholic

someone who is addicted to watching pro hockey.

that guy never studies because he is a hockoholic

by Sportsguy1991 May 2, 2014