pooh pooh bear

A cute way to tell someone they're full of shit. A pooh pooh bear is someone who doesn't want to join in the fun, can't make it for some reason, has a bullshit excuse, flake, boring, a drag

Don't be such a pooh pooh bear, come party with us tonight :)

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AIA

AIA is an acronym for Alcohol Induced Amnesia

I'm suffering from AIA. I had so much straw rum last night, everything is a blank. It's like I've had an alien abduction. AIA baby! I woke up in the parking lot with my pants on my ankles and have no idea what happened between the hours of 11pm and 3am.

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Jabulitis

You can't really describe it. It is the feeling you have the morning after the night before. You don't even know you have it but everyone else knows you do!

You have a severe case of jabulitis

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hippo

hippo is a nickname you give someone who is a complete hypocrite. they preech to you about something so uncool so intensly, and do that exact uncool thing. this nick works even better if they're starting to grow a double chin

Hey Hippo. How's it hangin?

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young yoda

An apprentice or a hero/ine in the making. A person that is still not at that jedi level yet, but is destined for greatness

Nice one young yoda, you shall soon be a master of disguise

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cappapoei

Cappapoei is used as a cute alternative for those that don't know how to pronounce Capoeira (the Brazilian martial arts form)

Hey, are you going to cappapoei tonight? Have fun!

ass master

ok, well u know when u're walking in the shops, or just just walkin in general, with lots of people around... sometime u get those guys walking RIGHT behind u, right up your ass, they want to pass, but they don't say anything. that's an ass master!

there's an ass master behind us, lets let him pass

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