Spotsyltuckians are the lowest breed of the inbreds in Spotsyltucky. Common features are missing teeth, confederate apparel, and a fluffy neckbeard. Theyâre usually found in Partlow, their cousinâs house, or in Food Lion, licking the spilled flour off of the shelves.
âHowdy cousin! Wanna get rowdy?â
âCletus, we canât.â
âBut why?â
âCause we arenât spotsyltuckians.â
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