Eveland

A sweet caring person to almost everyone, unless you're part of ISIS. Will hold new born children in one hand while defending America with the other free hand. Likes long hikes with a rucksack. Won't quit until the job is done. Will be the first one in and last one out. Loves Jesus, America, and cold coors. Only uses extended mags because reloading is for pussies. Will only take one trip from the vehicle to the house to unload groceries. Also, likes to play guitar by a camp fire surrounded by nature and a few good friends. Always does crazy stuff especially in the barracks.

Thing one: Who the hell is that guy?!?

Sensible person: oh him? He's an Eveland, be like him.