no pocket rage

the situation of finding out that your new clothes dont have any real pockets.

also deemed "no pocket frustration", or "no pocket drama."

"these pants have no pockets! neither does the hoodie! even worse! the hoodie has folds where the pockets should be! this is some serious no pocket rage, wtf!"

Tactical Dip

The act of doing a Tactical Dip, is that of dipping out of a "relationshit" so hard & abruptly, that its considered a tactical combat maneuver.

"Kevin took a Tactical Dip out of that relationship with Karen."