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Lielingual is a person who claims to be able to speak a different language but actually cannot. It comes from Lie + bilingial = Lielingual
This English fella said he could speak Spanish when he couldn't. He was in fact lielingual. The only thing that came out of his mouth was bullshit.
When you go to take a shit but nothing comes out except for a bad smell
I think I might be constipated. I felt like I needed to take a poo and I was sitting there for ages but all I got was a Male Miscarriage.
A subject taken by the benefit bunch who rarely attend school and believe they are well smart. Those who do biomistry also tend to do subjects such as histography, welfare studies and spary-tan-ology
Originally created by lower class traveller bitch Vicki Pollard played by Matt Lucas from little Britain who went to school once and said it was alright.
Vicki:
I done math or something or nothing, histography, biomistry, and what's that language where they're all talking some weird language and that and you can't really understand it.
Councillor:
French?
Vicky:
No, English.
The act of shitting and missing the toilet, or shitting in an area where you shouldn't
I was so drunk last night that I fell off the toilet and did a schucki on the bathroom floor.