Anal-eyes

When making the decision on whether someone else is worthy of sleeping with, you always analyze that person's ass first, you are said to have anal-eyes.

My girlfriend knew I was checking out the other girls in the club when she seen my anal-eyes starring at a different ass everytime she looked me in the face.

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Spifftacular

Style and class at such a level that it demands attention.

The Homecoming Queen arrived in such a spifftacular gown that there would be no guessing as to whom was deserving of the crown.