caffiend

(CALF-feend)

A hybrid between the two words Caffeine and Fiend (as in crack fiend). Your typical Caffiend is characterized by one or more of these behaviors.

1. They will get extremely irritable if denied their daily dose of coffee, tea, soda, or any other products that contain caffeine.

2. In addition to the above behavior, some caffiends may find themselves spending large amounts of their income on all manner of energy drinks, no doz, and other products with higher concentrations of their favorite drug, in an attempt to find more energy and vigor, as their tolerance for caffeinated beverages has by this time almost certainly rendered all but the most powerful sources useless in their never-ending thirst for the next best pick me up.

3. Going without sleep and replacing it with caffeine is probably the most common sign that you or someone you know is or is becoming a caffiend.

Office employee A : "Jeez, Timothy looks like he hasn't slept for days!"

Office employee B : "He hasn't. Each morning he comes into work, heads to the break room, and drinks the whole pitcher full of coffee! What a caffiend!"

Office employee A : " Your telling me"