Opp claiming Toff

A private schoolboy who claims he has opps

Alfred: Mans runnin down opps ya dun know

Msg Trappy: what opps pussyclart?

Alfred: the opps in Bradford ya dun know

Msg Trappy: you go to Eton you Opp claiming Toff!

WHO CARES BRUZ?

When you are depressed over the fact a girl will never want you but Zyzz sends some pure motivation over you to lift some weights, put on some weight and GET RIPPED BRAHHHHH

Me: I’m depressed bro, the fact she’ll never want me hurts bad.

Me: FUCK THAT BRAH WHO CARES BRUZ? GET RIPPED DRINK THA C TINE AND FUCKIN DOMINATE

Igotmyboysbrah

The deep relief you have because you think about the homies you got after something bad happened so you basically are unaffected by the unfortunate event, outcome, etc

Amy: Hey I saw the hottest guy at gym

Me thinking to myself: that sucks I might cry myself to sleep tonight

Me: FUCK YOU AMY igotmyboysbrah

AIC SCHOOLS RANKED

#1 St Edmund’s

#2 St Peter’s Lutheran

#3 St Pats

#4 Iona

#5 Villa

#6 Padua

#7 Ambrose Treacy College

#8 Laurie’s

#9 Marist

It’s AIC schools ranked

Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.

Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!

Italians

It’s a funny word cos all old guys pronounce it eye-talians

Italians

Afghan Duffle

A sketchy duffle usually in public places that makes you shit your pants

Johnny: fuck Spuddy you’re white as a ghost

Spuddy: mate let’s leg it

Johnny: what‘s up your puss mate?

Spuddy: open your fuckin eyes, that guy is clearly packing an Afghan duffle

Johnny: oh shit you’re right, it shouldn’t be that heavy