Thisonegirlbro

When you talk about that one girl you are most surely in love with but you don’t know her name and don’t show your mates what she looks like because she’s gorgeous in your eyes but not In theirs.

Harry: Yo bro any girls you’re chatting to?

Liam: NAHHHH BUT Thisonegirlbro

Harry: tell more

Liam: dude I don’t know her name but I’m in love with her and she’s beautiful to me but you wouldn’t see it.

Shalom Officer

The name given to a girl online who shares far right beliefs and traditional values aka a “trad wife” but is really opposing of all beliefs of the men in support of her.

Orthodoxwife1161: “I’ll stay inside and bake bread”

Tesaklover1161: nice try shalom officer!

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Donefuckedyouup

A term used describing your mates fully shit new cut

Hazza: Take your hat off bruv

Joel: fuck off poof

Hazza: flips hat off

Hazza: ahhh they Donefuckedyouup!

Tomuzzy

Term short for “Tomorrow”

Alex: Bro you free tomuzzy?

Jake: Nah bro. Swimming.

Darcie

A chick that will love you hard but break your heart harder

Josh: you crying you fag?

Alex: no cunt

Josh: Haha. Darcie.