Indro

It’s Indooroopilly, full of Splc girls and a wide range of private schoolers

Jawny: Lessgo to Indro

Alf: Why? So we can check out the basic Splc girls? I’m right thanks.

Spud

Best movie and book ever made

Spud is a different life for me, it takes me into a different world I don’t want to escape, for Spud he had a bad life but for me, his life was one I want, reading the book puts me into that life.

Spud

The best book ever made, where my Nickname came from but I don’t care, I’m a proud Spud and a private schoolboy.

I’m happy to be the Spud of the pack

What?

That question you ask yourself when you sit on your bed and realize, “I’m talking to all of these girls but I love none because they will never be like her”

None of these girls compare to the way she makes me feel, What?

Gps schools ranked

#1 Ipswich Grammar School

#2 Brisbane Boys College

#3 Southport

#4 Terrace

#5 Toowoomba Grammar

#6 Brisbane Grammar School

#7 Churchie (woof)

#8 Nudgee (donut)

#9 Bshs (who invited them?)

Private schoolboy 1: I just ranked the GPS schools, want AIC next?

Private Schoolboy 2: Yeah maaaate

Gps schools ranked

You got a girlfriend yet mate?

The term said by your Pop at Christmas lunch that fills you with pure rage and a feeling of deep loneliness.

Aunty: That was such a good movie hahaha

Mum: I love the part where h-

Pop: you got a girlfriend yet mate?

Me: no hahaha *slowly crying inside

Tomuzzy

Term short for “Tomorrow”

Alex: Bro you free tomuzzy?

Jake: Nah bro. Swimming.