Twittercitis

Twittercitis
~noun

painful, cramping and stiffness of the thumb joint caused by scrolling up for 3 minutes, every 5 minutes.

I can't scroll anymore, the Twittercitis is unbearable!

This Twittercidis in my thumbs is second only to the burcitis in my knees!

My doctor said my addiction to Twitter caused my Twitteritis.

If I didn't read so many tweets, I would not have had to scroll so much that I developed Twittercitis!

africkingdorable

Adj
More adorable than a bunnies butt.
The sweetest thing ever.

*That baby is africkingdorable!
*The way he looked at me was africkingdorable.
*The way she stacked all those kittens in one basket is africkingdorable!!

Birthquake

Noun

Birth•quake

The recurrent pains felt by a woman during childbirth.

"Her birthquakes became stronger..."

inflippingsane

Adj
Crazy, insane, highly unusual, out of sight.
A more polite way of saying "That is f****** insane!"

"That's inflippingsane!"
"Your actions today we're inflippingsane. Where was your mind?"

Goneafied

Gone a Fide
1)Eaten until it's gone.
2)One who is out of visual sight
3) Out of ones mind

1) There was so much food on the table, but now it's all goneafied!
2) John was here, now he's goneafied
3) When mom was younger, she had her act together. Now she's goneafied.