Craptical

Antonym of practical. Something faulty or useless.

You gave me this very craptical electric room stove burner and we’re sitting and freezing here in dark as all fuses are gone

brexing

Saying goodbye but not leaving

After hours of negotiations, Alex has upset everyone at the conference but instead of leaving is sitting and brexing

false fact

Opposite of a true fact.
It’s an antifact built on believing of someone about something or created to diminish the role of a true fact .
Sometimes, opinion repeatedly repeated becomes a false fact.

Donald poured another bucket of false facts on Twitter this morning.

kind blunt

Person with blurry vision who lost sharpness of eyesight.

What a kind blunt! Shouted Mike when the other driver almost caused the collision.