dial up

The most evil thing on earth- especially from freeserve

Makes a painful sound like "BEEBOOPBEEBOOP___BEEEEEEEEEEEKRSCHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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mindfwap

An exercise in mental masturbation, also known as a mindwank.

"John's going on about quantum physics again? Just ignore him- he's only mindfwapping."

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Traffic Cone

A cunning device that diverts traffic from a certain area and, also, serves as headwear for drunken students.

"Shit, I nearly hit a traffic cone, could you get out and see if hes ok."

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cheating

Getting extra marks for cunning.

"I hear the teacher caught you cheating on the test"
"Yeah, apparently they don't allow extra marks for cunning."

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ctrl+alt+del

1: The key combination pressed when Windows fucks up (i.e: every 5 mins)
2: Probably the best web comic ever, drawn by Tim Buckley and about video games- goto www.ctrlaltdel-online.com

1:Fukkit, I guess I'd better ctrl+alt+del again
2:Go to www.ctrlaltdel-online.com or I'll kill you.

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cun

1. An act of cunning.
2. To perform an act of cunning on someone.

1. Eariler, I did the biggerst cun ever.
2. Ha! I totally out-cunned you.

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Sqrrl

An unusual word originating in England that means something along the lines of someone who pwns and is only remarkable as it has no vowels and no U after the Q.

"yeah, i know im a sqrll"

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