When one butt cheek is red and then the other is green.
Lance...I see you are sporting your Christmas Butt this holiday.
When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.
Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?
When an unabathed young boy severely needs a haircut and his hair is matted, large and scuzzy.
Junectah, you look like a brush ape!