Squid

Me... that guy who kicks ass... ou know...

Squid is that 1337 gamer who kicks ass!

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dropped

To give birth.

Has your missus dropped yet?

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Scrotal Carnage

Carnage or painful excitement in the scrotal area. Can be caused by a number of different sensations including the scrotal jackhammer and getting your testes ripped of by an angry girrafe/scorpion.

I hope you get scrotal carnage you burnt shit gay-face

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tiggy

The name of a very special girl, with talent and humour and a great body.

I knew a girl called tiggy she was great. And how many people get there own name named after them, and you say im lazy !

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ravenisagoatfucker

he anally rampages goats on a daily basis, and performs oral sex on the goats.

Ravenisagoatfucker just look at the goats all run away in terror.

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Clitheroe

A small town in Lancashire, England, UK. Twinned with Springfield, South Park and Royston Vasey from "The League of Gentlemen" - need I say more?

"Clitheroe is the fashion capital of Europe"

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burnley

A town in Lancashire, NW England. Unfortunately has had some bad press recently, particularly about the large BNP presence/racial problems and social deprivation in the town.

The truth is that Burnley is OK as a place but has just suffered from economic recession over the last two decades and needs a large employer or perhaps a big happening culturally to help it out.

Sure, you get some absolute scumbags who will beat anything up that walks at night, but most of the people are good, honest, genuine Northerners. Oh, they are in the 21st century as well - all this bollocks about us "pointing at planes" (?) etc. is just a stereotype as inaccurate as saying "all turks are violent." I can't remember the last time I saw a whippet or flat cap in the town.

Can I add the number of BNP voters - scarcely over 4,000 at the last election - wouldn't even fill a stand at the ground of Burnley's rather good football club.

Sure, there are racists, but hardly any more than in other UK towns. Well, I hope so - that'll be put to the test over the next few years. But I'm keeping my chin up.

"No-one likes us..
No-one likes us..
We don't care..
We are Burnley
Super Burnley
We are Burnley
From the North" (popular football chant)

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