Bump Pong

A really fucked up iteration of beer pong. Teams need to have one “bump cup” per player. If you throw the ball into the other teams bump cup, the player drinking the cup also needs to do a bump. Bump cups are hidden in amongst the cups, and will only be revealed to the throwing team when the drinking team is sending the drink back

“We played bump pong last weekend and absolutely died”

Perspectionist

Someone that’s always able to perfectly see situations from other peoples perspectives.

We never fight because he’s a perspectionist.

Napstipated

When you really need to nap but can't.

" I'm suffering from some severe napstipation!" "Ouch man you're napstipated! That sucks! you should really see a doctor!"

Impussy

When a guys gouch folds in on itself and winds up looking like a vagina

I thought I got sent a pussy pic but upon further inspection, I realised it was an impussy