Cheeto Dick

When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.

Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.

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