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party pudding

A big shit you take the night after some serious heavy drinking. The pile left in the toilet resembles a big bowl of chocolate pudding. Usually smell is so bad the person producing the pudding starts to gag.

Party host: dude, what the hell is that smell? Did you slaughter a wild animal or something?

Hungover dude: no dude. I just unloaded a monster batch of party pudding. Any idea what I drank last night? Holly shit, I about knocked myself out with my own stench.

by Squillacky November 27, 2013