squirrel nipps

a couple of little red fellas waiting to be fucked with.

so my dad liked to fuck munchins but my uncle is a knome so we found a median and just twist squirrel nipps.....flava flav!!!

2👍 9👎

roman facemask

its where you flop your testicles on their forehead and pull your penis from their forehead to their chin, to resemble a roman facemask.

So this bitch came in with this roman facemask and she scared the shit out of my nephew and he shit a brick....bitch!!!

28👍 20👎

crusty clown

a crusty clown is similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of just a mustache you put a poop ring all around the mouth and on the nose, to look like a clown

BAAAAMMM!! I just gave that bitch a crusty clown and now she's scaring the kids.

10👍 4👎

Kangaroo Shit

The practice of pooping while hovering over the toilet.

Ahh damnit! This toilet has shit all over it! I guess I'll just have to kangaroo shit...

5👍 6👎

niggaboo

just a squirrelly nig that has no special importance

Oh look at that niggaboo he's dancing a jig.

195👍 211👎