Stegosaurus

When someone has a row of penises down ones back like the spikes on a stegosaurus.

Seth: "Hey Brian, whats your favorite type of dinosaur?"

Brian: "Duh, a Stegosaurus! Takes one to know one!"

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International Rider

Someone who has fucked every single possible race of human kind and cuts his dick off afterwards.

Guy1: "Dude what happened to your dick?"

Guy2: "Oh I'm an International Rider."

French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

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Window Licker

When your cousin is so retarded everybody thinks he licks windows.

Guy1: "Dude your cousin is really retarded."

Guy2: "Ya I know, after all he IS a window licker."

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