coaster fingers

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

overshot

When a guy pulls out to cum and it shoots over the girls head without hitting her.

Dude! I was so horny I overshot!

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