sparkeling meat pie

When a woman freshly paints her nails with glitter, and proceeds to finger fuck a naked man’s asshole, so when he takes a dump it comes out sparkling.

Bobby was so tired of his boring shits that he said hey ash, give me a sparkeling meat pie

Reverse thunderbird

When the owner of male genitalia enters their parter while being completely hard, using their appendage as the only body part to which they prop their body upward in an open armed and legged position presenting that of a bird in flight - typically facing in opposite directions, thus the “reverse” description. The position was inspired by the old 90s toy of a plastic bird figure that balanced gracefully on the tip of a finger appearing to be in flight.

Luke preformed a reverse thunderbird on Phil after an exceptional band practice that left both aroused and ready to fly.